Non-Dates

definitions of the non-dates


If you’ve never really broken up…then why SHOULDN’T you get back together again…and again…and again…??




One scarcely knows where to begin with this headline. Sometimes, I think my job is to find things in the news that are the most likely to make me Hulk-Hogan-style flip my coffee table.




Wait, seriously? No way. Mila’s super hot. We’ll ask her out.




New dating services offer the best of both worlds – “no scrolling required.”




From co-workers to best friends to lovers to cohabitators to The First Couple of American Idol – sounds like a post-dating romance to us.




In August of 2006, I moved to London and was promptly informed by a mutual friend in whispered tones, “You know that Josh just moved to London, right?”




So yes, friends, in case you haven’t been introduced to the funness that is Susan Miller, I present it to you now.




Dear Jess – I have a problem that might be pretty common – because it seems like all my friends have had this problem as well. There’s a guy in my life who I just CANNOT FIGURE OUT.




Sometimes we need to hear a jerk’s opinion too, right? And so we bring you advice from this week’s gaggle guy. Try not to cry.




What should you do when your love life turns into a raging public mess? That’s right, Kim. STOP. DATING. (We’re sure that she’s non-dating all over the place, though. Godspeed.)



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