Non-Dates
If you’ve never really broken up…then why SHOULDN’T you get back together again…and again…and again…??
This is going to be great.
One scarcely knows where to begin with this headline. Sometimes, I think my job is to find things in the news that are the most likely to make me Hulk-Hogan-style flip my coffee table.
Wait, seriously? No way. Mila’s super hot. We’ll ask her out.
New dating services offer the best of both worlds – “no scrolling required.”
From co-workers to best friends to lovers to cohabitators to The First Couple of American Idol – sounds like a post-dating romance to us.
In August of 2006, I moved to London and was promptly informed by a mutual friend in whispered tones, “You know that Josh just moved to London, right?”
So yes, friends, in case you haven’t been introduced to the funness that is Susan Miller, I present it to you now.
Dear Jess – I have a problem that might be pretty common – because it seems like all my friends have had this problem as well. There’s a guy in my life who I just CANNOT FIGURE OUT.
Sometimes we need to hear a jerk’s opinion too, right? And so we bring you advice from this week’s gaggle guy. Try not to cry.
What should you do when your love life turns into a raging public mess? That’s right, Kim. STOP. DATING. (We’re sure that she’s non-dating all over the place, though. Godspeed.)

